The Legend of Spooksy: Part 1

So, I was screwing around on the internet the other day, and I found this video

https://youtu.be/yBtQE-Zad2U

Just some crazy crackhead right? That’s what I thought too, but I had some time, so I started googling. It turns out, this guy actually went missing. I found this in a public records archive from around the date of the video.

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Here’s another video he posted about a week before he disappeared talking about going back to the house.

https://youtu.be/RzPwBP5Maeg

And another one from two days before he was reported missing.

https://youtu.be/FmPFKN8zEGM

I guess he took pictures of the drawings he talked about, I found these on an iCloud account (don’t ask how I got in)

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This has got to be one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s got to be a hoax right? Like this kind of stuff doesn’t really happen. But MAYBE, that’s exactly how things like this happen. Because we don’t want to believe that they are real. I mean, the guy said himself he went to get help and basically got ignored. Maybe he just filed the missing person’s report himself as a joke to get back at the police for not taking him seriously? I dunno, but I’m never going hiking again.

Get out of my dreams ::dance moves:: and into my showcase. Starring: Spooksy!

Good afternoon childrens’s! Spooksy here coming to you liiiiiiiiiive from the insane clown murderer fun zone for kids!  I’d like to start this evening’s show by reminding everyone we’re having a half priced sale on children this week at the mansion.  You bring us your children, and we’ll pay you half price!  Am I right folks? COme 0n! Gimmie some love!

Tonight’s first masterpiece comes to us from Gabbie Christie, in a post titled “custom shoes.”  It seems gabby has a lot riding on these kicks, because she gave them the world, or rather universe.  Stare straight into the fourth dimension of hell while staying light on your feet!  WHy, if I had a trail of these leading up to the mansion, I’d never have to pay half price for children ever again!  They’d just walk right on in the mansion!

“Custom shoes”

Alright alright alright ladies and gentlemen SETTLE DOWN> I”LL KILL YOU1.  IF I HADN”T LOST MY STABIN HAND IN THE WAR YOU WOULD BE DONE FOOOOOOOOOOOOR my friend. aNYWAY, excuse me, Anyway, Our next work this week is a T-shirt designed by HEADREAPER.  IT’s based on an anime show where the characters all try to keep the child incarnation of god from getting bored and destroying their world.  I like it because cartoons are the best way to attract children.  and that’s what spooksy NEEDS. Y A HEAR ME!?  My favorit epart ist he favorite. part. is. the. tagline on the back “my happiness should be your top priority”, because it really comments on the show and tells you something interesting about it.

Pictures of cats

My next favorite post of the week was made by my good man Derick! Who is my good personal friend.  That I have definitely met in real life.  And who might even be named Derick.  He loves to eat children too! I mean, spend time with children too! Actually, that sounds even worse than the first thing.  There are some broken people in this world ladies and gentlemen…  Anyway, let’s hear it for Steven, and his mind blowing maze!!!

Steven’s Mind Blowing Maze, I think?

This next assignment is my favorite because… Aw forget it.  I’m getting bored.  Here’s the thing.

Mom, where do children come from? And how do I get the meat tender?

Aaaaaand here’s another thing someone did.  Get out.  Call me later.  I love you.

Another thing someone did

That’s not how I would have done it (Radio Show Idea)

“That’s Not How I Would Have Done It” is a show where we talk about a work that we consumed this week and what we liked and disliked about it’s writing and execution, and most importantly, what we would have done differently if it had been us producing it.  A lot of compromise goes into for profit media production, sometimes there are too many cooks in the kitchen, sometimes politics gets in the way of a good idea, and sometimes there’s just not enough money in the budget.  This show is not intended to disparage the work, just tweak it in a way more palatable to your tastes, throw it at a communal wall, and see if it sticks.