Good afternoon childrens’s! Spooksy here coming to you liiiiiiiiiive from the insane clown murderer fun zone for kids! I’d like to start this evening’s show by reminding everyone we’re having a half priced sale on children this week at the mansion. You bring us your children, and we’ll pay you half price! Am I right folks? COme 0n! Gimmie some love!
Tonight’s first masterpiece comes to us from Gabbie Christie, in a post titled “custom shoes.” It seems gabby has a lot riding on these kicks, because she gave them the world, or rather universe. Stare straight into the fourth dimension of hell while staying light on your feet! WHy, if I had a trail of these leading up to the mansion, I’d never have to pay half price for children ever again! They’d just walk right on in the mansion!
Alright alright alright ladies and gentlemen SETTLE DOWN> I”LL KILL YOU1. IF I HADN”T LOST MY STABIN HAND IN THE WAR YOU WOULD BE DONE FOOOOOOOOOOOOR my friend. aNYWAY, excuse me, Anyway, Our next work this week is a T-shirt designed by HEADREAPER. IT’s based on an anime show where the characters all try to keep the child incarnation of god from getting bored and destroying their world. I like it because cartoons are the best way to attract children. and that’s what spooksy NEEDS. Y A HEAR ME!? My favorit epart ist he favorite. part. is. the. tagline on the back “my happiness should be your top priority”, because it really comments on the show and tells you something interesting about it.
My next favorite post of the week was made by my good man Derick! Who is my good personal friend. That I have definitely met in real life. And who might even be named Derick. He loves to eat children too! I mean, spend time with children too! Actually, that sounds even worse than the first thing. There are some broken people in this world ladies and gentlemen… Anyway, let’s hear it for Steven, and his mind blowing maze!!!
This next assignment is my favorite because… Aw forget it. I’m getting bored. Here’s the thing.
Aaaaaand here’s another thing someone did. Get out. Call me later. I love you.